I had to restrain myself from bursting into giggling fits every 5 seconds in the middle of a very quiet computer lab tute /sigh xD

You know you're addicted to WoW when...

You see a cow and go "OMG HORDE"

You're walking down the street and suddenly stop cause you're afraid to pull aggro from a little cat passing by infront of you.

You think it's appropriate to pay more for your driver's license than for your car.

You feel it's more important to tell your guildmates rather than your co-workers when you are going on vacation.

You feel more guilty about missing a raid than you do showing up late for work.

You yell "Incoming!" when you think you've got agro from someone.

You're driving or walking a long ways and you feel the urge to press Num Lock.

You ask at a party ..."Do we have the mats for a Toast?"

You see roadkill and want to skin it.

You watch a horror movie and wonder why they don't just hearthstone out.

Your car breaks down on the way to work but you dont worry because you can just use your travel form and still make it on time.

You have a hard time thinking about how to reply to someone without using lol, grats, noob, pwnd.

You kill a fly on the wall, while at work and say "honourable kill"

Someone gets made at you, you refer to it as aggro.

You refer to getting something as looting (ex. im gonna loot a soda from your fridge)

You refer to age as levels, and wonder what race people are.

You always have to sit to eat, for 30 second intervals.

You hear the word 'priest' and get excited.

You have random urges to right click on things.

You're sick and tired and away from home and you wish you could hearthstone.

You wonder what resolution the world is.
Then you get worried when you see dead pixels in the sky.

Your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.

You're at work looking confused cuz your boss caught you trying to sneak out of work when you thought you could stealth.

You say "need mana" when you're thirsty.

When your microwave dings and you congratulate it.

You're on MSN and you try to reply to your friends by typing "r" or pressing enter when you're in their MSN window.

You're in school and when your teacher says theyre assigning a group project you jump up and yell "LFG HISTORY PROJECT"

You know your lecturer is addicted to WoW when just before an exam he says in a deep, booming voice;
"YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! this kid also wrote..."Yes one of my professors shouted "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!" before an exam, myself and 3 friends replied with "FOR THE HORDE!" and proceeded to throw erasers at him!

You get two different medications and wonder if they are stackable.

You scream "LEEEROOOOOOOOY JENKIIIINS!" during a drinking game.
For no reason at all.
In the company of females.
All of them single and good looking.

When you're at work and you say "Hey! Who ninja'd my stapler!"

If you work in customer service, you think NPC vendor phrases in your head.

You go up to the altar boy in Church and ask for a fort buff.

Purple is, by far, your favorite color.

Someone is disappointed or sad, and all you can respond with is "QQ n00b."

You look at your boss and think you can tank him.

You hop on your friends back saying he is your epic mount.

When your girlfirend is calling your name and you think... shit aggro.

When you're on alliance and start saying 'kek' instead of 'lol'.

You are walking down the road and you try and work out how much XP you will get for escorting an old lady accross the road.

You walk down your road destorying your neighbours gardens to try and get your herbalism up.

You are changing your son's diaper and wonder "Will this cast a poisen buff or a disease buff on me?"

You refer to small people as gnomes.

You tell your cat to go into a bestial wrath. <-- Synnar? rofl

You're watching the movie "The Scorpion King" and when Memnon starts to duel wield, you wonder if he's a hunter or a warrior... and then when he dips his swords into the oil and catches them on fire, you think.. shit... fiery enchant.

You see a pigeon feather on the pavement and you feel a pang of joy because you need it for your levitate spell.

You're reading harry potter and they call someone a warlock, you shout OP BASTARDS!!!

Someone asks for something, and you say 'open trade'

You live in the city, and a homeless dude freaks you out the night before, so later in the night and this morning when you wanna check if someone shady is outside on the streets, the first thing you think of is channeling the Eye of Kilrogg to check things out.

You enter a crowded room, and prepare for lag.

You, while waiting for your friends, start to jump up and down at the spot.

You see a guy walking his Golden Retriever in the street and you ask him if hunter is really the best class for solo.

You don't buy clothes from department stores because you KNOW you can get much sweeter loot by grinding shoppers in the mall.

You walk/drive by a farm and wait for the sheep to pop out of Polymorph so you can kill them.

Your wife cooks a meal and you glance at it, then ask if she has bothered raising her cooking skill past 150. LOLLL

Your wrist watch is set to "server time" instead of normal time, since it's more useful that way.

After getting pulled over for speeding, you tell the cop that its ok, you have carrot on a stick or crusaders aura!

You understand/empathise with everything in this post =D



Anyone got anymore? lmao

I was just went to pick up something frm the printer in the library when I walked past a poster that said "Guild elections" and got excited... the irony lol

your microwave "dings" and you say Gratz

You're reading harry potter and they call someone a warlock, you shout OP BASTARDS!!! lolz

my fav tho

Your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.

i heard your mums pants had i very high drop rate :O

Try say that to someone IRL...

When you cut your wrists to gain an amount of energy or "mana" equal to the amount of blood lost.

When you aren't sure if you can trust your doctor or not, so you ask him how many points he has in restoration.

When you think /ignore bully makes you safe.

When you're surprised that you were able to kill your friend in a duel, and even more surprised that he hasn't gotten to his corpse and ressurected after waiting 2 hours.

When you play your friends MS warrior all week end, then go out and see a Dodge Caravan and have a seriously urgent and reflex responsive urge to Overpower it....

When you see a tiny person and run after it trying to get honor(horde).

When you're hanging out with friends and you say "AFK bio" when you go to the bathroom.

When you nickname the bottle of jagermeister you ALWAYS carry with you your "Mongoose Elixir".

When you go up to your dog/cat and stand there for a minute trying to "Tame" it while it stares at you like youre f#$%ing retarted.

When your boss asks you where your co-worker is and tell him that hes AFK.

When you're driving your car and you look for the "Auto Run" button on the steering wheel. (to which someone replied to) Dude, that's Cruise Control and Navigation... Although pressing M will probably not bring up your map

When you roll over after sex and say OOM

As you climax during sex you shout DING!

When your running a fever of 105, and Dying of the FLU, but you log on anyways and raid, after convincing yourself that you wont get the guild sick, cos the flu cant spread over Teamspeak.

When you take your dog for a walk, see a squirrel and immediately think of Kill Command.

When you're in a Cougar bar and you warn your friends not to pull aggro on the cougars as they're warlocks and have their sucy's out to seduce you.

When you are at the Gym on the Tredmill... and you see a button that says DPS.. you get excited...

When as you drive along side the river you look for circles of fish.

You call your friend and call him by his toon name only to realize that he just called u by your own toon name and u know its more messed up is that the both of u are ok with it.

You go to a scheduled meeting and nobody is there. First thought that passes through your head is...Am I in the wrong instance?

When you're reading your bf's Maxim, and one of the questions for this month is how often you can pleasure yourself before you hurt yourself, and a Dr. answered that you really cant, because "there is a refractory period during which you cannot have another climax" and you wonder if the cooldown is 3m, 5m, 1h or 24h.... XD

You refer to your kids as a couple of newly rolled gnomes.

Someone asks you what the last book you read was, and you say "The Green Hills of Stranglethorn".

You apply to a job and accidentally put your your WoW name instead of your real name.

You try to kill your babies because you think that they're gnomes and you're an orc.

Rofl

These have happened to me over the last few weeks...


One of your co-workers does something stupid and you call them a nub.

Someone says something kind of funny so you smile and say "lol".

When you're going to meet someone and they're waiting, you let them know that you're nearly there by sending them a text saying "Inc".

rofl

You go to a graveyard or cemetery and wonder, "Where the **** is the Spirit Healer?"

You walk into a mall/shopping center and hope the security guards don't attack you.

You think you might still be able to fight a burglar armed with a gun even though he shot you.

You see a fat kid and wonder if he lags and whats his latency

i called my mother the other day and she didnt answer her phone, i was like 'damnit... she must have gone afk'

Actually happening to me, every single time some stupid pointless doc about idiots who have no control over themselves and spend 15hrs+ nonstop doing god knows what.. running around circles in Dal?! is on TV, my best friend and my dad both make me (one calls and one yells) watch this stupid show on SBS about addictions to games etc.


(this ones not me lol)
When this happens:
In car with dad, 7am, long day ahead.
me: (sees sign for rug sale) "hahaha look PUG sale! i wonder how can you sell PUGs?......"
dad: "...what?"
me: "that sign there (points)..."
dad: "...says RUG sale. what's your point?"
me: "...oh."
*a few minutes later*
me: "why don't you just put the car on auto-run?"
dad: *blank look that blatantly says he wishes he'd left me at home*


You throw a brick at your friends face, knock him unconscious and scream "LEARN TO LOS NOOB". (thinking of doing this to my brother sept with a ball not a brick...Fun for a few hours coz he'd actually understand)

REZ MACROS! .. shame I can't use them

/s hey %t, I heard our raid leader is into necrophila. I'd get up now if I were you

/s Guys, can help me gather up %t's remains? There’re bits of %t scattered all over the damn place, and my rez isn't an AoE.

/em uses his [Nubstick] to sc%@*@ %t off the ground.

/em slowly massages %t's heart with his forceful, bony hands, ever mindful of the nipple which lies only inches away. One final pump of the silenced vascular organ, and %t rises anew!

/s Rezzing %t, because I don't like having sex with corpses.

/s I give you another chance at life! Next time, though, move a little faster.

/s %t, your subscription to Life has expired. Do you wish to renew?

/s Don't rush me %t. You rush a miracle worker and you get lousy miracles.

/say %T has failed at life. Please deposit 50¢ to continue.

/s If you can read this, %t's dead again.

/s %t, zomg, use your soulstone n00b, kthxbye. What no SOULSTONE? CALL MACGYVER. Just kidding, don't aggro next time.

/s Giving %t another chance to noob it up.

Get up and quit slacking %t, you have ass to kick.

/me chants in a voice of unimaginable power, “Pie iesu domine...donaeis requiem..."
/me hits %t with a board.

/s If I had a name like %T I would die too.

/s Awww! Did the bad man hurt you %t? Don’t worry...Soddy will make it all better! <3

/y %t is coming back to life! I CAN SEE THE HEAD! PUUUSSSSHHHH!

/s Forgive me, %T. Your death only adds to my failure.

/s It just so happens that %t is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

/s Haha, you're dead!
/emote pokes %t with a stick.

/s Quit humping the dirt, %t, and get your lazy ass up.

/s Special Rez inc %T, doggy style. That corpse is so hot right now.

/s Umm…death defying feats are clearly not your strong point, %t.

/s Hope this works, %t. The last one I tried this on couldn't stop eating everyone's brains.

/s I used to try mouth-to-mouth first, but %t always came back pretty pissed off.

/s %t Dead. Me press button. It bring back %t. We happy and hold hands

/s WTS %t to necrophiliacs, 5G! PST!!!

/em bonks %t with his [Squeaky hammer of Resurrection].

/s Unlocking divine safeguards to 65%, the Elunite conjunction is in effect. Arise %t!

/em looks at %t and shakes his head, then presses his "UNSMITE" button.

/me wonders if they'll know that he’s shadow spec’d when this rez melts %T's face off.

/s %t, this better not be another attempt to get me to give you mouth-to-mouth.

/s Roses are red,…
/s …violets are blue.
/s %t is a noob,…
/s …rezzing them isn’t new.

/s Dammit, %t, get up! How do you expect me to loot the mobs you're supposed to be killing?

/s Arise %t, and fear death no more!
/s Well, least not until the next pull.

/s %T, you owe me 1032 mana, nubcakes!

/y #@%$! if you make me drop shadowform once more imma be stickin my boot all up in ya ass!

/s If my boots weren't made of cloth, %t, I'd kick you back to life.

/s Sorry %t, I was busy trying to work out what this "Greater Heal" button does.

/s It proved to be more mana efficient to resurrect %t.

/me came here to do two things. Rez %T and chew gum...and he's all out of gum.

/s Hurry up and come back, %t, before you get teabagged!

/me Sod tries to loot %t, but only finds lots of [Porn].

/s %t’s dead Jim, you get the tricorder, I’ll get the wallet. Rezzing %t.

/s Stop slacking, %t. You can sleep when you're . . . oh. . . um, rezzing %t.

/em is filling %T with his holy goodness.
/s Life will return shortly but you may want to wash up afterwards.

/s The Alliance has no use of you, %T. However, you will be rezzed to keep the Horde entertained.

/s Ok, who let %t out of their cage again?? Damnit people!

/s Aye wonder if aye set his body on fire, then aye could use it tae roast marshmallars...
/me prepares to cast Flare(Rank 3) on %t .
/s Eh…that’d be too mean. Rezzing %t!

/s GAME OVER, %T!!!. To continue press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Select + Start.

/s Life feeling a little limp, %t!
/s Try some Spiritual Viagra!

/s I would gladly rez %t, for a hamburger today!

/s I don't know if you’ve been keeping up on current events, %t, but yer ass just got STOMPED!

/s One %t, worthless.
/s 75% of base mana, too much.
/s Rezing %t, priceless.
/s For everything else, there’s gotta be some sweet epic gear for this priest after all this !%#!!

/s Resurrecting %t, side effects may include: Inability to sleep, erectile dysfunction, extreme desire for hot dwarf love, explosive bowels, and craving of brains. Resurrection is not for everyone, consult your physician before dying.

/s I can rebuild you %T. I have the Theology. I can make you better, faster, stronger.

/s When I said I'd heal..... I didn't realize that included %t!

/s was getting bored.... thought it would be funny to see %t die.... and I was right!
/giggle

/em looks down at %t
/s Damn, you're ugly. I can't tell whether to res you or smack your mother.
/em finds a picture of %t's mother in their bag.
/yell AAAUGHH!!! Ok, ok, I'm ressing!

/em reminds %t that these 'accidents' happen when you don't pay your dues to the healing cartel.

/s Did you die, %t? Dude, I SO healed you!...must have been lag.

/s Dude! Did you see that? You flopped harder than a hunter, %t.

/yell %T, before I res you there is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

/s Okay, so…um…that part goes there, this bit goes…um…where does this thing go.... Oh, screw it.
/me tosses a random extremity behind him.
/s Okay, rezzing %t!

/s Hmmm, blue clamp is positive, red clamp is...Hey, %t, which nipple is positive, again?

/s While holding a séance for the recently departed %t, the important question is finally asked, "Hey, where did you hide the inheritance money?"

/s Hey %t, can you check to see if Elvis is really dead? And, can he fill your spot in the raid?

/s %t! You're only down there to peek up my robes! Quit!

/s Your check to Jack Kevorkian bounced, %t. Time to bring you back.

/s Forgive me, %t! Your death only adds to your repair bill!

/s Watching %t die was too damn funny. Let's see it again!

/s Wakey wakey, hands off snakey!
/s Rezzing %t!

/s What? %t dead? No they’re not!!
/s Look over there! A naked gnome!
/e points the other way.

/s Sorry bout the mind blast %t, thought you were a murloc...

/s %t, stop worshipping the ground I walk on and get up.

/em approaches %t slowly.
/s I likes it when they lie so still and quiet like that....
/em licks his lips.
/s OH! You guys are still here! 1 sec... Rezing %t!

/e starts to stuff %t’s soul back in their ass with a large stick in hopes it will not escape again.

/s Come on, %t, you need to learn to heal yourself better, I have wanding to do.

Addicted to WoW when...



you proudly wear the Paladin T10 gear .... & dont actually care just how flGamboAyaYnt you look..